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The audience when you're doing a comedic monologue
fyeahthespianpeacock: Expectation Reality
What is the difference?
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batwhatever: I’m…. flattered. I must decline, I do not want to risk your … safety.
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You should date an illiterate girl. Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in...– - Charles Warnke (via grandmotherwillow) no one will write the story of your lives (via whiteowl)
Trying to decide which cup belongs to who.
KAWAII ADDED TO THE OXFORD DICTIONARY
singonceagainwithme: thecunningbug: kansokusha: owarii: rabbitwitch: http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/kawaii I will now use this in my English essays and my chinese teacher can’t stop me. “She paints elephants that are extremely kawaii” …the weeaboo and otaku are fucking taking over english. ogod.desu will soon become a synonym oflike Life is complete
When you see your friend and their crush together
I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear person I’m jealous of Dear person I had a crush on.
I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box Dear ex, Dear the person I hate, Dear the person I like, Dear ex best friend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me,
theboywholived-again: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Jo Rowling gave to me: Twelve Grimmauld Place Eleven years of waiting Ten galleons for Ron Nine and Three Quarters Eight tries to kill Harry Seven Horcruxes Six Weasley boys Five chocolate frogs Four Hogwarts houses Three Deathly Hallows Two radish earrings And a wand that chose me